forever & almost always.

 

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via australiansanta)

samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

image

oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

(Source: pendletons, via superwhoavengelockgaskarth)

10/1/2014 - Photo

emilyung:




I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah. 

emilyung:

I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah. 

(Source: flyngdream, via loveallhatenone)

10/1/2014 - Quote

I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.
— (via hazelhirao)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via loveallhatenone)

1112pm:

Sweetheart,
just because you miss me
does not mean that
I belong in your life.
And it sure as hell
doesn’t mean that
you belong in mine.